Bio
Hi I'm Taryn. I'm 87 years old and I have 16 children. I drive a
dark-colored minivan with tinted windows and always carry a stash of candy
in my car just in case an especially adorable soccer-playing little kid
happens to cross my path. I have the world's worst left foot: It has a heel
spur, plantar fascitis, an ingrown tonail and is still healing from a bunion
surgery gone horribly, horribly wrong. If I could have 1 wish from a
magical genie, it would be to get a new set of feet without any defects. I
like to play soccer and coach it and everyone hates my kids. I'm really
busy but when I have time I like to do triathlons, snuggle, cook food, eat
the food I just cooked and make silly jokes so everyone is happy. I'm not
very good at triathlons, but I love exercise, I love a challenge and more
than anything else, I LOVE my team mates and all of the amazing people that
I have met through triathlons. I know I suck, and I dont' really care, so
I'm just here to have a good time and stay in shape.
